9) Jon Park Dates Older Women

Jon Park has far surpassed the intellectual capacity and maturity level of his peers and dates women who are older than him, exclusively. As his current girlfriend pointed out, this makes him even more ironic and hipsterly, as most gentlemen of his age tend to aim for the recently graduated coeds that flock to the bright lights of Manhattan. Also, he's comfortable with his girlfriend wearing the pants. (Probs bc that way he doubles his supply of skinny jeans.)